I was drunk the day Penguin pulled out of kindle
I called my mama sobbin’ with the pain
When I thought of all the iPads loaded with the Kindle app
I threw my Stockett underneath a train
Maybe Overdrive will come see me in prison
And my boss will call my mama and explain
“She was a great librarian til the day she snapped
From the Penguin ebooks that were all our bane.”
with apologies to David Allan Coe…
I was drunk the day Penguin pulled out of kindle
I called my mama sobbin’ with the pain
When I thought of all the iPads loaded with the Kindle app
I threw my Stockett underneath a train
Maybe Overdrive will come see me in prison
And my boss will call my mama and explain
“She was a great librarian til the day she snapped
From the Penguin ebooks that were all our bane.”
From my friend Nicolette! GREAT!!